Why are so many people reproducing? And other issues of the day

I often wonder, on my forays outside, why are all these people reproducing? Don't they fucking get it? What are these kids going to have to grow up to? Unless they can create domed cities, these kids are going to be wearing SPF 50 every day just to go outside at the rate we are tearing this environment of ours to hell. What are they going to run their cars on? Hopefully something other than oil which is running out rather quickly. Oh and another thing, to all the New York parents, just because you have a kid in a stroller doesn't give you the right to take up the whole damn sidewalk, I basically have to dodge these things everywhere. Another issue, if your going to have a kid, can you at least raise the damn thing, I find it so amusing to see all these kids in the park near me with their nanny's raising them. Maybe they are better off, my parents didn't do such a great job with me, well they sort of did, at least my mom anyway. I never had a nanny though, I was a latch key kid, I think that term is not used much anymore, I had to come home from school and take care of my sister, which entailed making her a glass of chocolate milk and parking her ass in front of cartoons for three hours until mom and dad came home.
I digress sorry, back to the stroller moms. What is their deal? Do they really think they are more important becuase they have reproduced? Because they have decided to clog up this world with their spawn? Because they think they are special because oh your fallopian tubes work, and your husband can get it up long enough to impregnate your fat ass? Ok sorry if this is getting overly rude and negative but i'm sorry, you don't know the shit I have to go through and see everywhere I go. It's like there's some kind of race, how many kids can I have, and not even wait. Lets have a newborn and get pregnant 9 months to the day later, in fact, let me pop the kid out and two weeks later get pregnant again. My best friend has four kids now and he doesn't seem like a happy camper, so I ask what's the attraction?
Well maybe America should have the one child rule too, most parents don't even have the time to spend with the damn kids anyway, so why bother? That's my ruling.
New York mom's, please try to share the sidewalk, with your high tech strollers and people. Yes be proud your womb is functional by all means but let me have my room too, I don't need to see your drooling, mewling, crying baby taking up all my space.
An update on the bike path that runs along the hudson river. It is not impossible to ride on a weekend as I said. I have given up and now only ride during the week, this is possible because i'm unemployed and have not been able to find any type of work, even something that pays as little as 10 dollars an hour, Thanks President Bush, great job on the economy and everything else, can you manage to do one fucking thing right? I suppose he will leave office on time correctly so we can say he did one damn thing right at least. So I rode today on the path in the 94 degree heat, which was rough but I enjoy self torture so it worked out. It's nice seeing the tourists baking on the hot city streets. What else to say? I am sitting home blogging on a friday night. I guess I could go out but part of me doesn't want to blow all the cash at some bar, where I probably won't meet anyone interesting and i'll just come home drunk and bummed out. I can at least save the cash and be bummed out and save the hangover.
I wanted to also give you people another warning about walking around in the city. I can't stress this enough, you have to look both ways when you cross and then again. Cars and bikes come at all angles here. I have seen some people hit before and I have actually been hit by a car myself so watch out, this too can happen to you.
You must look up in the city but also down, if you don't look down your going to step in some unfortunate mess trust me. So you have to look down, up, left, right and in front of you, so your going to be pretty busy looking all over the place. Don't forget to check out the hot girls and guys if you see them too. Just don't let your spouse or significant other see, me and mine have a rule, I can look, she often looks too and comments on women and men. I just check the women. I can look I just can't hit on or touch, i'm working on the last two i'll wear her down haha.
Well, the city is in the grip of a heat wave, well everyone goes crazy but it's just 94 today, par for the course in summertime. I will write back with my next rant or rave soon and i'll give some more of my best of and also worst of lists coming soon. Peace to everyone and stay cool.